25 Questions.. [that need answers]

While all these may be rhetorical, they all need answers.

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The SS Minnow was only set for a 3 hour tour…

1) If the SS Minnow was only set to take a three hour tour, why did the Howells, Ginger and Mary Ann have entire wardrobes?

2) Why is a raven like a writing desk?

3) What exactly was Tommy’s occupation on the show Martin?

4) How many licks does it take to get the center of a tootsie pop?

5) If its my cake, why can’t I have it and eat it too? (after all it is MY cake, right?)

6) They say life is short, can you name something you can do longer?

7) Why did Wilona Woods [the Evans’ neighbor on the show Good Times] live in the projects?

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Sondra Huxtable who?

8) Where did Sondra on The Cosby Show come from? [in the pilot episode Claire asks Cliff “Cliff, why do we have four children?” His response, “Because we didn’t want five.” the four were Denise, Theo, Vanessa and Rudy]Ever-dance-with-the-devil-in-the-pale-moolight-joker-batman

9) What happened to Judy on the show Family Matters?

10) Why don’t they make canned broccoli?

11) If Squidward is an octopus why is his name Squidward?

12) If  a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

13) Have you ever danced with devil in the pale moonlight? [What the heck does that even mean?]

She was there…then one day..she was gone. [Jamie Foxxworth]

14) How old is Morgan Freeman? REALLY!?

15) If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

16) If a mute child swears, does his mother clean his hands with soap?

17) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? Aren’t they both dogs? pluto

18) Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

19) What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

20) Why are Trix only for kids?

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The Death of Jimmy Hoffa remains a mystery…

21) Who killed Jimmy Hoffa?

22) Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

23) mascaraYou just realized that you open your mouth while putting on your mascara didn’t you?

24) Why do we drive on a Parkway and park in a Driveway?

25) Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

I’d Like to Use a Lifeline..

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Over the years I have learned that nothing  in life is guaranteed, life as you know it can change in an instant. You could get injured, lose your job or worse lose a spouse. We go through life, living each day for what it’s worth not thinking of the what if’s. Each day you get up and go through your daily routine of brushing your teeth, eating breakfast and going into your office, rarely taking a moment to appreciate what has been given or acknowledging the fact that it could all be taken away in an instant. So I ask you, in the event of an unfortunate incident do you have a lifeline? Continue reading

The Waiting Game

They say patience is a virtue, which means this is something that is moral and righteous. In a way it makes you more Christ like. They also say that all good things comes to those who wait. Is this really something that we believe or have we been conditioned to do so? There are things that you wait for, such as; a bus, your turn in line at the grocery store or the second coming of Christ. These are events and things that are sure to happen. How much of our lives are spent waiting? (Don’t worry I’ll wait). It is a sure thing that eventually it will be your turn to checkout at Schnucks, you can bet your life that Christ is going to return for his people and you best believe that a Metro bus will be rolling down the street within the next fifteen minutes. Nobody said that you aren’t going to grow impatient while waiting for these things to occur. That is only human nature and is to be expected. Now there are certain events that I wouldn’t advise you spend time checking your watch on, these things included but are not limited to; a cure for AIDS being discovered, a man to leave his wife and or significant other for you, the side piece, I wouldn’t advise waiting for a woman to be dressed on time. Waiting for the previous things is merely a waste of time you could have spent doing something else. Waiting
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